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"An Israeli is someone who knows what's better for you than you do, and isn't embarrassed to ask you how much money you make."

So in Israel there is a head Sephardi Rabbi and a head Ashkenazi Rabbi for the whole country (or is it the whole Jewish world? I don't know. I don't pay attention to these things, except when the head Ashkenazi Rabbi was publicly disgraced a few months back for using Holy money for personal stuff and other general corrupted acts).

Anyhow, these are the guys who issue the newest rules based on their interpretation of the Holy Books, given whatever issues are at hand. So the head Sephardi guy, in his most recent decree, added these gems to the list:

1. No picking your nose on the Sabbath. (I guess some people put a lot of work into it)
2. No talking to someone through the bathroom door while sitting on the toilet.

wow. what would the pious do without this guy?