the Israeli WASP:

White
Ashkenazi
Sabra, with
Protexia

For those of you who need a little help with the terms:
ashkenazi refers to jews from Northern, Central, and Eastern Europe.
a sabra is a jew born in Israel (after the prickly pear cactus, which is said to be prickly on the outside and sweet on the inside).
protexia is kind of a way of getting things by knowing "people."

For those of you who need a little more help:
this is hilarious.